how schröder became muslim, about tigers in bosnia, and why it pays off to introduce laws in winter
recently i found out that not only is mr. chancelor only god's most beloved politician in europe, but also that he tends to take bush's title as god's son on earth. and he may be muslim as well. first whenever his popularity sinks, god sends him a catastrophy to deal with. germans, however stingy (remember this is the capitalist economy) love spending. it is that hack in their brain that disables them being nazis, and they love when their leader does so, so they don't have to spend themselves. when he doesn't (such is the fall of the german reforms) they go striking. and they feel uncomfortable. even start voting for democratic parties, such as neo nazis.
this catastrophy thing happened just before the parliamentary elections in 2002, rivers flooded the east germany. and chancelor gave lots of money. he won the elections. this year god sent tsunami to the south eastern asia. american friends and allies, saudis say this is because these countries had huge sex industry, they were drinking alcohol, and neglecting prayers. it makes me think they are huge american allies, because mr. bush's mind is at the same state of development. stuck in the 7 century a.d.
but mr. schröder didn't listen to them and sent aid there. so his popularity rose. so we have proven that god loves him. but how on earth can we prove that he is muslim. simply like all cowards of this world he didn't go to war in iraq. there must be something why he didn't go to kill those bastard with moustache. why didn't he react in case of headscarf dispute? no doubt he is muslim.
what is the practical consequence of this. be alerted sometimes next year. german elections are on their way.
recently i got a calender. a huge one, kitschy with lions, tigers and other animals. i put it behind my computer (sorry i don't use the outlook). a colleague of mine asked me if the animals shown there live in my country. i badly wanted to test the boundaries of his knowledge so i said yes. we spent the next half hour discussing how great coud it be to go to safari in bosnia, and how every german would come only if he is informed on that. his imagination was fueled by my mentioning of jungle of perucica (i don't know wether this forest exist anymore, owing it to huge ilegal logging). he must have thought about jungle, bananas monkeys, parrots and such.
their imagination may be huge, but knowledge rather small. and all this owing to bad school system. one in wich only kids of rich parents can go to universty worthy school. even in that school, they learn something as important as 5th compulsory scandinavian language. while germans love making mockery with americans their president, his iq, and that of his voters, they would be better off spending some time looking at american educational system. while most of americans indeed know nothing about real life (therefore they vote for bush), learn even less in the middle and high schools, they have to take many courses ranging from literature and philosophy to history of art. however ridiculous this learns them that lions don't live in bosnia, that has harsher climate than germany.
but it seems that someone must have been quicker than me. few days ago consitiutional court in germany ruled out that it is not against the constitution to introduce tuition fees for universities. mr. adolf stoiber, who has promised, just before the elections, not to introduce them, said that this was a historic decision. it may be. but the only conclusion in this debate is that it is smart to introduce laws in germany in winter. this insures that people wont go on streets demonstrating. it is simply cold.
kao i svake godine, allah nas obasipa svojom bajramskom miloscu. tako i ove godine njegovi predstavnici u dijaspori su mi poslali bajramsku cestitku. evo vam jedan prigodan bajramski vaz (6a3)
dolazi nam bajram, svi mu se radujemo dzamijama, hadzijama, prezidentu (odnosno ne njegovim posmrtnim ostacima, mi smo muslimani i ne nosamo nikakve kosti, ne zapocinjemo ratove, jer za rat treba dvoje, nego se radujemo njegovom duhu i ideji, a ideja je a ne materija kao sto znamo pokretacka snaga istorije), abu vehabu, gvantanamu i ostalim lijepim stvarima vezanim za ovaj praznik. u dramatizovanoj verziji ovog texta ovdje bi isla prva didaskalija (moja mati recimo) koja me upozorava da sam formalno musliman i da takvo sta ne valja pricati, da bi moglo biti istinito, a samim tim i neukusno. brukam allaha, pa bih mogao biti anatemisan.
da nastavim, ono sto se kolje ne zove dzihad nego kurban. e sad da li prema new islamu i amerikanac u iraku potpada u grupu pogodnih za kurban?
haman bitno je da se kolje, e sad da li ovce ili oni prokleti americko zidovski bezboznici nije bitno. bezbeli ce nam ovaj bajram proteci u znaku globalnog dzihada. to vam je sve posljedica te nekakve globalizacije.
u isti dan dok vlast u bosni (zemaljska, izabrana miloscu bozijom (rahmetom allahovim)) zazmiri na ono jedno coravo oko i pusti muslimane u diskoteke da uz koju pivu, ljutu, nesto zelenog a bogami i nesto bijelog proslave svoj praznik, na drugom kraju svijeta ce izabranik naroda, boziji miljenik biti postavljen na prijestolje. neki novinari (a postoje posteni novinari i novinari prostitutke) kazu da se velika vojna sprema, bice rata u perziji. simbol sa vrha pasusa nedvosmisleno kaze da ce nama ovaj dernek na nos izaci. ali sta ti tu mozes. isti taj simbol rezignirano porucuje: bilo pa proslo sad ga jebaji. to ti je globalizacija, tog prije nije bilo.
kao i svake godine, nas hodza nam posalje nekakve dzamijske reklame. pokupio fazone od protestanata. to ti je globalizacija na djelu. a stalno se zapitam zasto salje samo za kurban bajram. da li mozda sto se tad ima obraza upitat da mu se uleti kakvih para. jednostavno napisana poruka, sa mnostvom gramatickih i substancijalnih gresaka. sve dok ne procitas po drugi put.
recimo to da se uclanimo i budemo dio pobjednickog tima. a koga to da pobjedjujemo? nijemce? nema potrebe to je vec uradio najveci sin.
pogledavsi kroz optiku globalnih desavanja (islamizacije muslimana, kako bi to prezident rekao) stvar dobiva skroz drugo znacenje. a i to ti je do globalizacije. ideolozi naseg prezidenta vele, za neku godinu cemo biti trecina u evropi. aaa sad kontam. pravimo koaliciju. nesto kao sda-hdz-sds, samo na globalnoj sceni. povezacemo se sa arapima u holandiji i belgiji da bi bili vecina. ili trecina kao u bosni. tako cemo biti dio pobjednickog tima. dobro ali sto uopste moramo koga pobjedjivati. pa ako drugi ideolog negira postojanje holokausta. veli ako su nijemci pobili toliki svijet, bila bi negdje kamara pepela. suprotno ideji holokausta koja je vidljiva svugdje po evropi, covjek hoce materijalne dokaze. na kamari. contradictio in adjecto. ccc pa kud ces boljeg razloga sto se moramo boriti i pobjedjivati a ne ko ljudi zivjeti. tu ti se pise istorija. a istorija je pogonjena klasnim borbama.
glas iz offa (nisam sizofrenican, pitajte moje drugo ja), veli da ne pisem vise o nasim nego o njihovim. dobro sam ko svaki zenicanin ispljuvao i izsukao nasim (vec su me izbrisali iz svih dzamijskih citaba).
e pa da napisem o koalicionim partnerima (sa kojim cemo ciniti trecinu ili vecinu). ma nemam ja sta pisati o tome. ayaan hirsi ali su neki dan vratili iz mrske amerike (gdje se inace krila i strepila za zivot od nasih koalicionih partnera) u holandiju gdje inace je poslanik u parlamentu. jest to je ona odvratna crna kurvesina sto se usudila reci da nasi koalicioni partneri vole incest, silovanje i slicne ekstremne sportove i usudila se to prikazati na televiziji. zato ce glavom platiti. nije nas narod blecak.
glas mi veli da odjebem jer sam protiv nas (either you are with us or against us) i prestanem ako nemam sta bolje da pisem. pisi o filmovima recimo.
eto jedva cekam da se snimi 'submission 2'.
the purpose of this mail is to communicate my anger and frustration with badly written so called scientific software.
i have flu. yet i have some things to finish, and i am working.
i hate badly written software. it may be that only ms office users are complaining about malfunctioning features of their software. but have a look:
femap, a flagship preprocessing and visualization software from unigraphics. for those of you who don't know what that is, here is a hint. it is a piece of software used for doing scientific things. for example for making those interesting psychodelic red, blue pictures. you got it?
well the problem is that one of the allegedly best pre- and postprocessors on the market is terribly badly written software. it is unstable, unable to cope with huge amount of data. after importing huge model file it just hangs up, with no apparent reason.
secondly documentation is so poorly written that you can not use it for quick reference. and it is all in electronic form. but what makes thing even worse is no evident standard in writing it. part of it comes as .pdf file, part of it as plain text, and part of it as word doc. terrible.
femap claims to be customizable through user written scripts. it even has it's own script language simmilar to ms visual basic for applications. but it is not nearly as good as the microsoft's solution. it is product of some teenage garage company, and is not useful for anything. it's editor is bad, it's documentation is so poorly written, that it can not be used as a reference at all. for example out of 30 supported element property tipes, only few are described in very poor fashion.
secondly half of the things you want to do you simply can not do. try translating strictly defined number of elements along the vector. no way you can do it completely. it works up till some limit. so you got the same results with vector of 5 units length as with one of 500 units.
try making rigid elements with multiple dependent nodes. no way you can do it using scripting language. you can define single rigid rod element, but no element with one indenpendent and multiple dependent nodes.
terrible what they are selling. and since they have monopolly, what else can you do.
why there is a reneiscance of clericalism in the world. why did g.bush win? have the familly values gone to hell? can nostalgic 68ers save it?
seventies. those were the times. europe was split back then. physically, by the wall. not like today on american and we-have-our-own-interests bloc, but split among the americans and soviets. germany back then was a country of growth. many germans look back on those times with sorrow. those were the times.
germans started thinking about things their fathers did in the second world war. and sweared never again should they do that. every decent tv report would now feature few pictures of demos, police, water cannons and so on. it simply goes with it.
it was time of terrorism, but it was unlike today. there was no al qaida. germans had their red army factions. and they were beloved. even today's interior minister was defending the terrorists before the court. today's foreign minister was hippy back then, long haired, smoking dope, and seen fighting police. today's prime minister was demonstrating against the nato.
don't let me be misunderstood. at that time g.w.bush was drinking, drunk-driving, and trying to avoid military service. so was the clinton. god only knows what blair was doing. definitelly not something, seen back then as patriotic.
tempora mutant et nos mutamur in illis. slowly politicians changed. mr. fischer doesn't wear long hair anymore, nor he does the sneakers. they are to be seen in museum of contemporary history (sneakers). women ministers do not live in communities anymore, and their ovaries are free. but for the sake of the old good times, they have remained feminists. when it is necessary to do so.
if it wasnt sad it would be so funny. just about at the same time when junior partners in the governing coalition, the greens are celebrating their 25 aniversary, an interesting law has been introduced. it actually comes from the socialdemocrates, but it was proposed by the same generation of former feminist revolutionaries. this law forbids secret dna tests to be made to determine who is the real father of the child. since scientists are claiming that 10% of the children born in germany are not of the father of whom they are assumed to be, and since tests of fatherhood cost nowadays less then 200 euros, it makes huge pressure on the family structures, so the feminists say. everybody has to learn it's ancestry alone.
that means unfaithful women are not putting pressure on the family. on the contrary, feminists say, fatherhood has nothing to do with biological ancestry. you can be a real father without having to be a biological father. only as long as you pay. this is a democracy, and not the stone age. we all love 'sex and the city'. marriage is out. patchwork family is in.
go build your career, when you find out that the career is not exactly easy as you thought (career dedication, and holidays in thailand don't go hand in hand), fuck the first moron you find, then go and find a geek and tell him the child is his. even if he suspects something he can't do anything. even if the kid is black or asian, and he is german.
recently, spiegel magazine featured a topic on how bad a marriage can be in germany. basically all laws are twisted in womans favour. they are the gentle sex.
and probably in two months the same ministers will start lamenting on germany's low birth rate, on maladjusted foreigners and their fucking oriental family values, and the growing popularity of sects. they will be talking about the white blonde germans who mary in church and don't send their children to school.
germany pledged one of the biggest, if not the biggest amount of aid. but what lies is behnid it?
huge tragedy that happened in south eastern asia has became all but politicized. americans sent in their fleet (aircraft carrier and helicopters) to help indonesians. helping muslim population of indonesia, bush thinks he might gain popularity among muslims. and show that american army is not just torture and occupation machine. it can help people and muslims as well. there is another thing, yet very hypothetical, effect of tsunami may resemble that of an atom bomb. it is just too damn cheap to see what this weapon can do to such huge population. while it is true that americans have previously conducted experiments with nuclear weapons on sea, not that many people were included. and it might be useful to know what happens to them.
while americans have their own reasons to help the victims, let's see what drives german to do so.
first of all, one of the german basic values the stinginess, although not written in germany's basic laws is what drives germans to behave the way they do.
it is also true that every trace of national and nazi ideology has been removed from the german society. have fun (viel spass) ideology filled that emptiness. combination of both is what drives germans to love, or adore their hollidays so much. and current politics is jumping on that bandwagon. you will not see many german flags around any important national event. but you will see many lasers, clowns, and such creatures.
it is not that germans work so much. it is their tradition and ideology that drives them to their holidays in such a manic way.
one of the most popular destinations up till now was thailand. germans travelled there because it was very cheap. regardless of the fact that such cheapness comes from the hotel staff living in cardboard houses (which owing their constructive strenght to this material are there no more) and having lives an average german doesn't know that it even exists. this doesn't matter, what matters is that is cheap. many germans have no idea about horrible sweatshop conditions these people live under, just to please the proud germans. any of these germans when asked will say they just want to help them.
probably colonial powers wanted to help colonised people. and slave traders just wanted to civilized slaves through a bit of work.
and let us not forget the other important reason why germans go to tailand. sex tourism. while all topics are covered thoroughly, i havent seen or read about german citizens (this formulation is pronounced with a special dignity on german tvs) doing such things. or if they do that, it is still less than what brits do. i don't know who are those europeans in thailand's brothels who fuck children. of course they just want to help them, otherwise they would have to live in total property.
i don't know why so many germans in their mid 40es, with relatively successful careers in siemens behind them marry so many thai women (i see them every day in the street). and first of all where do they find them.
days after the tragedy german media were full of stories about the dead. dead germans of course. around 60 germans died. some tvs even had stock market like reports on the development of number of dead, with extra section dedicated to german victims, sorted according to each province. wow. that's what i call a german precision. compared to 160000 (recent figures) dead that is not too much. but still enough to start german media machinery.
so germans in order not to be called europe's poorhouse started donating. numerous telephone lines charging 5 euro have been introduced. and guess what most germans did? they phoned them from work. cool trick. i am humane, very very humane, and don't spend my own money. i don't have any money. we had anyway so many problems. social reforms, even the spelling reform. free is the mind of a child, for it has no worry at all. the biggest problem it may have is the toy lost in the sand.
and most of the humane germans didn't donate money out of some altruistic motives, but rather because it has become trendy to do so.